"Nononono: don't put that in your mouth David."
"BRAWWWWWWWWR!" *dies*
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Yup: that's right. I had surgery this morning. I had my four wisdom teeth removed and an impounded tooth refitted. It was my first type of serious medical operation, and it was not fun though. I need to borrow that gas they had though: it tasted good and I need it to get to sleep easier. They picked the best time to have it: four weeks before exams! Yaaaay!
Anywho... I'll likely be in recovery mode the rest of the week and be high off who-knows-what that the surgeon stuck up my arm. I saw them take it out after words and I didn't feel anything, but damn was it creepy....
So now after several hours of coughing up blood, napping and poking at the stitches with my tongue, I'm stuck on the couch watching Monster for the next few days. I have to take pills, and I definitely won't be very healthy for the next few days. I can't survive off pudding and ice cream alone. But hey: tomorrow I get to graduate to mashed potatoes and soup (not moldy *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*).
Now there's just one more thing to ask:
"Is this real life?"